Stephs Cheers and Jeers was provided the samples mentioned in this post in return for an unbiased review.
my dog is gorgeous, he’s at that age where he’s turning into a little brat, he’s pushing a year old(He will be 1 in February) and I know he’s at that age where is is pushing buttons. In all seriousness as much as he drives me crazy I adore him. But here are some of the hilarious and irritating things he’s been doing lately.
- You would think the UPS/Fedex/Mailcarrier was a murderer who was trying to break into our house, the dog barks and tries to dart for the door. He HATES the UPS man the most, I don’t know if it’s the uniform or because sometimes he brings in really heavy packages for me but I actually have to lock the dog in the kennel.
- Apparently the vacuum is a big mean monster who is going to suck up all his toys because he grabs every single one and puts it into his kennel when I vacuum but when I’m done he brings them all back out.
- Completely ignores me at times, I will call his name and he will completely look the opposite way(The cat does this as well, I blame her for teaching him)
- Refuse to eat his food if anyone in the vicinity has any sort of people food.
- Will wake up out of a dead sleep, bark, turn in a circle three times and go back to sleep(I worry this is some sort of ritual, maybe my dog is a satanist?)
- Will bark at his own farts.
- Eat the Cat Food/Butter or anything he isn’t supposed to which gives him massive diarrhea, poop his brains out then proceed to come in and wipe his butt on my carpet.
- Has destroyed his share of kitchen appliances and utensils.(RIP My Bamboo utensils)
- Eat out of the cat box
- Eat the crotch out of ALL my comfy underwear
- Get my husbands dirty socks out of the hamper and carries them around.
These are just some of the many things he does, but in the end, I love him to death. I can’t believe he is going to be 1! I’m having anxiety about it, that my baby boy is growing up!
